People ask me what my favorite part of summertime is. I guess that depends. Am I feeling snarky when they ask? Or maybe uncommonly honest? Or am I just seeking to bolster that reputation I have? You have to work on reputations to make them believable after all. So yeah, the answer is bikinis. They’re my favoritist part of summertime. If you ever heard me answer that question differently I obviously wasn’t thinking straight at the time.