{"id":10144,"date":"2021-03-01T00:01:02","date_gmt":"2021-03-01T06:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=10144"},"modified":"2021-03-01T03:59:16","modified_gmt":"2021-03-01T09:59:16","slug":"its-mah-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=10144","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Mah Birthday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Birthday-Dance.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Birthday-Dance-300x169.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10145\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s Mah Birthday!  It\u2019s Mah Birthday!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I\u2019ve survived another arbitrary orbital period around the sun to a point in time and space that roughly corresponds to the anniversary of my first prison break and the traditional doctor\u2019s first slap on the butt.  And since I\u2019m not Chuck Norris, I probably didn\u2019t slap him right back and send him into next week.  Oh well.  As life goals go, that would be awesome, but I\u2019d like to remember my accomplishments.<\/p>\n<p>With that in mind, I\u2019ve got a lot to remember, and I rather enjoy those memories.  And I look forward to more in the future.  For now, I\u2019ll just enjoy this little birthday dance.<\/p>\n<p>Cause it\u2019s Mah Birthday!  It\u2019s Mah Birthday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Mah Birthday! It\u2019s Mah Birthday! Yes, I\u2019ve survived another arbitrary orbital period around the sun to a point in time and space that roughly corresponds to the anniversary of my first prison break and the traditional doctor\u2019s first slap[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=10144\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-medron-pryde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10146,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10144\/revisions\/10146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}