My parents did everything they could to raise me right. God knows they tried, but I was awful full of myself. I thought I was God\u2019s gift to girls, and the best boy around. I was all that, and I was certain of it all. I was two hundred pounds of testosterone in a one hundred pound body, and I could bench press that truck over there if you asked me to prove it all. Then I met her. I\u2019d say she was the girl of my dreams but she blew my dreams out of the water. I fell in love with her, the way only someone fifteen going on eighteen can fall. Hopelessly and completely. With all my heart and soul. And then I met her cousin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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