So, I pulled a muscle today. Was doing one thing, and a totally different muscle in my chest gave way. My first thought was, \u201cThank God it\u2019s just a muscle.\u201d It had been hurting all day and I was starting to wonder if it was serious. My second thought was \u201cOh God it hurts.\u201d Not kidding. On a scale of 0 to 5 broken ribs, this hurt more. It was agony. It was nearing \u201cman with cold\u201d on the universe ending scale. It hurt to breathe. It hurt not to breathe. It hurt to move. It hurt not to move. My life was one unending spectrum of hurt. Now my mom has some pain pills right now. Including one that is \u201ctake one for pain once every four hours, and if you need it more than, you need to go to the emergency room\u201d level of painkiller. But it would be wrong and possibly illegal for me to take those, so long story short, Tylenol and Ibuprofen are wonder drugs that have made me the new man I am today. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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