Well, the long and the short of it is that the colonoscopy prep was not as bad as I expected. I followed directions and didn\u2019t eat anything the day before. I had some protein drinks and apple juice to make my body think it was eating, and then a lot of water. For those taking notes, Boost Breeze and Ensure Clear are good if you can get them. I couldn\u2019t but found a good substitute. I also mixed the horrid tea up, complete with nice lemon flavor, and fridged it, which helped. Still not awesome tasting, but I\u2019ve drunk worse. And when the time came, I got on the toilet, set my phone up with a movie I hadn\u2019t seen, and spent a couple hours drinking the sludge and then some water as I enjoyed the movie and the stuff did its work. It was actually rather easy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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