Camelot was a real trip for Jesse. Dawn DeMarco was a princess on a planet built to look and feel like a permanent Renaissance Festival, and she took him to all the best places. Her family was not very impressed with her for dragging a dirt-grubbing farmer home with her, and a rather large number of would-be princeling suitors became highly offended at the whole affair. A few even challenged Jesse to duels of honor over it. Jesse may have been a farmer, but he knew exactly how to handle a situation like that. Ask Dawn if she wanted the princeling beaten or humiliated, and then follow her wishes to the letter. A lady likes a man who can defend her honor, and so does the family of such a lady. By the time Dawn and Jesse left Camelot, her family loved him, princelings around the world feared him, and all the princesses wanted a real life Cowboy just like him. Made for some interesting trips for the Cowboys that followed them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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