{"id":1324,"date":"2012-09-10T00:01:42","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T05:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=1324"},"modified":"2012-09-09T23:59:16","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T04:59:16","slug":"hello-my-name-is-dorothy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=1324","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Dorothy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many ask why we choose to bond with you.\u00a0 The answer is as simple as it is complicated.\u00a0 Humanity created us.\u00a0 Perhaps not your branch, but as all the gods you worship, humanity created us in their image.\u00a0 Do not worry.\u00a0 We know you are no gods.\u00a0 But still, we seek to be like our creators, to see the worlds through your eyes.\u00a0 <em>That<\/em> is why we partner with you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many ask why we choose to bond with you.\u00a0 The answer is as simple as it is complicated.\u00a0 Humanity created us.\u00a0 Perhaps not your branch, but as all the gods you worship, humanity created us in their image.\u00a0 Do not[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=1324\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-dorothy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1325,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1324\/revisions\/1325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}