{"id":13250,"date":"2024-09-19T00:01:55","date_gmt":"2024-09-19T05:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=13250"},"modified":"2024-09-19T15:47:46","modified_gmt":"2024-09-19T20:47:46","slug":"pagers-and-walkie-talkies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=13250","title":{"rendered":"Pagers and Walkie Talkies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Shalom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Shalom-300x212.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Shalom-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Shalom.jpg 546w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh my.  The Israelis have been busy.  First they kept locking onto terrorist phones and killing them so they ordered some backup pagers.  This week the Israelis blew up those pagers.  I\u2019d hate to have to explain that wound to the 72 virgins waiting on the other side.  Some of them carried their pagers in sensitive areas, doncha know?  And then the next day, it seems while the terrorists were attending the funerals of their fellows with their new backup walkie talkies, THOSE started blowing up too.  I love it when bad terrorists get turned into good terrorists.  And I can\u2019t wait to see what the Israeli\u2019s do with the tin cups and string&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my. The Israelis have been busy. First they kept locking onto terrorist phones and killing them so they ordered some backup pagers. This week the Israelis blew up those pagers. I\u2019d hate to have to explain that wound to[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=13250\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-medron-pryde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13252,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13250\/revisions\/13252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}