I spent Saturday writing a short story. I knew where I was going. I had a plan. Then the characters mugged me in a dark alley, dragged me onto a train I didn’t plan for, and took me way down the line. The end result? I was still awake at 1:59 AM Sunday morning when the government stole an entire hour out of my life. Government is Theft. Just say no to day light thieves!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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