{"id":13967,"date":"2025-07-04T00:01:02","date_gmt":"2025-07-04T05:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=13967"},"modified":"2025-07-04T11:37:40","modified_gmt":"2025-07-04T16:37:40","slug":"happy-independence-day-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=13967","title":{"rendered":"Happy Independence Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/independence_day_usa_7-wallpaper-960x540.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/independence_day_usa_7-wallpaper-960x540-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/independence_day_usa_7-wallpaper-960x540-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/independence_day_usa_7-wallpaper-960x540-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/independence_day_usa_7-wallpaper-960x540.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s the 249th annual No Kings Day today!  We said no back then.  We\u2019re saying no now.  Cause we\u2019re Americans and that\u2019s just how we roll.<\/p>\n<p>Celebrate the birth of your nation by blowing a piece of it up.  And please come back to work on Monday with all your favorite limbs still attached to your body.  As funny as it sounds, we don\u2019t want to have to nickname you Stumpy.  I mean&#8230; we will&#8230; especially those of us who appreciate dark humor&#8230; but even we really don\u2019t WANT to.<\/p>\n<p>So be safe.  Have fun.  And Happy Independence Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s the 249th annual No Kings Day today! We said no back then. We\u2019re saying no now. Cause we\u2019re Americans and that\u2019s just how we roll. Celebrate the birth of your nation by blowing a piece of it up. And[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=13967\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-medron-pryde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13967"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13968,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13967\/revisions\/13968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}