{"id":1663,"date":"2012-12-29T00:01:59","date_gmt":"2012-12-29T06:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=1663"},"modified":"2012-12-26T05:46:32","modified_gmt":"2012-12-26T11:46:32","slug":"hello-my-name-is-jack-206","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=1663","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cowboy Three.\u00a0 Where do I start?\u00a0 Charles obviously.\u00a0 Edward Hurst originally.\u00a0 We called him Woodchuck, and it was <em>not<\/em> a compliment.\u00a0 He radiated Rich White Boy like a fraking limo on Martin Luther King Boulevard.\u00a0 He was <em>not<\/em> one of <em>us<\/em>.\u00a0 He didn\u2019t complain, took his lumps, and proved himself when The Colonel bought the farm.\u00a0 He <em>earned<\/em> Chief and Cowboy One.\u00a0 Then the Peloran named him Wolf.\u00a0 I guess it stuck.\u00a0 He and Dorothy did good by us.\u00a0 Way better than I woulda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cowboy Three.\u00a0 Where do I start?\u00a0 Charles obviously.\u00a0 Edward Hurst originally.\u00a0 We called him Woodchuck, and it was not a compliment.\u00a0 He radiated Rich White Boy like a fraking limo on Martin Luther King Boulevard.\u00a0 He was not one of[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=1663\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1663"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1665,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663\/revisions\/1665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}