{"id":2352,"date":"2013-08-10T00:01:23","date_gmt":"2013-08-10T05:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2352"},"modified":"2013-08-09T04:44:44","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T09:44:44","slug":"hello-my-name-is-jack-270","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2352","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve uplifted a lot of animals to human-level intelligence.\u00a0 Gorillas and the other simians were easy from what I understand.\u00a0 Dolphins and similar guys were already high on the sentience list.\u00a0 We did cats and dogs too.\u00a0 Opposable thumbs and usable fingers and all systems are go.\u00a0 The trick I guess was making the changes genetically dominant so their kids were the same.\u00a0 But I\u2019d really like to shoot the idiot that let those experimental rats escape.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve uplifted a lot of animals to human-level intelligence.\u00a0 Gorillas and the other simians were easy from what I understand.\u00a0 Dolphins and similar guys were already high on the sentience list.\u00a0 We did cats and dogs too.\u00a0 Opposable thumbs and[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2352\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2352"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2354,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352\/revisions\/2354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}