{"id":2388,"date":"2013-08-24T00:01:30","date_gmt":"2013-08-24T05:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2388"},"modified":"2013-08-23T05:39:53","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T10:39:53","slug":"hello-my-name-is-jack-274","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2388","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know the saying about rats fleeing sinking ships?\u00a0 Yeah, that was actually based on reality.\u00a0 Rats got on actual water-sailing ships back in the old days.\u00a0 Don\u2019t ask me.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know.\u00a0 When a ship started sinking, the rats would charge up out of the cargo holds, swarming over anything in their path to get away.\u00a0 Hence the saying.\u00a0 Even the best security couldn\u2019t keep them out.\u00a0 Now, the rats are intelligent.\u00a0 Those buggers can smuggle themselves anywhere.\u00a0 And have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know the saying about rats fleeing sinking ships?\u00a0 Yeah, that was actually based on reality.\u00a0 Rats got on actual water-sailing ships back in the old days.\u00a0 Don\u2019t ask me.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know.\u00a0 When a ship started sinking, the rats[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2388\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2389,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388\/revisions\/2389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}