{"id":2595,"date":"2013-11-08T00:01:30","date_gmt":"2013-11-08T06:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2595"},"modified":"2013-11-04T05:23:52","modified_gmt":"2013-11-04T11:23:52","slug":"hello-my-name-is-betty-251","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2595","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Betty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m sorry for the tone of voice of my last message.\u00a0 But coming home after fighting a War for over twenty years only to be called an unnatural abomination by terrorists trying to delete all cybernetic intelligences can be a bit taxing on my self-control.\u00a0 No, you don\u2019t have to worry about them.\u00a0 I only used sufficient force to stop them, not injure.\u00a0 Much.\u00a0 They\u2019ll get over it soon.\u00a0 Maybe.\u00a0 Don\u2019t expect me to cry if they can\u2019t walk into their trial though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m sorry for the tone of voice of my last message.\u00a0 But coming home after fighting a War for over twenty years only to be called an unnatural abomination by terrorists trying to delete all cybernetic intelligences can be a[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2595\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-betty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2595"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2596,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2595\/revisions\/2596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}