{"id":2809,"date":"2014-01-25T00:01:12","date_gmt":"2014-01-25T06:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2809"},"modified":"2017-11-14T02:17:47","modified_gmt":"2017-11-14T08:17:47","slug":"hello-my-name-is-jack-319","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2809","title":{"rendered":"Lucas Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The cats of San Lucas love the slug wine even more than we humans do.\u00a0 Of course, they prefer it in its natural form, raw and very warm, from a still-living slug.\u00a0 Yes.\u00a0 Vampire cats the size of small horses.\u00a0 Not miniature horses, not ponies, but Honest-To-God horses.\u00a0 And they are scarily intelligent.\u00a0 The Peloran say they were genetically engineered by the Albion too.\u00a0 Thank God they stayed out of The War.\u00a0 They are the stuff of nightmares.\u00a0 Even mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cats of San Lucas love the slug wine even more than we humans do.\u00a0 Of course, they prefer it in its natural form, raw and very warm, from a still-living slug.\u00a0 Yes.\u00a0 Vampire cats the size of small horses.\u00a0[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=2809\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essential-galactic-atlas","category-races_of_humanity","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2809"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6826,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2809\/revisions\/6826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}