{"id":352,"date":"2011-10-08T00:01:15","date_gmt":"2011-10-08T05:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=352"},"modified":"2011-09-30T05:21:38","modified_gmt":"2011-09-30T10:21:38","slug":"hello-my-name-is-betty-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=352","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Betty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dogs and cats are real different, whether normal or uplifted.\u00a0 For a dog, they form packs that they can belong to.\u00a0 It\u2019s a security blanket.\u00a0 Cats on the other hand have a different policy.\u00a0 It\u2019s real simple you see.\u00a0 First, they don\u2019t belong to anybody.\u00a0 And second, whether it is a small fish or a giant spaceship, if they can see it, it belongs to them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dogs and cats are real different, whether normal or uplifted.\u00a0 For a dog, they form packs that they can belong to.\u00a0 It\u2019s a security blanket.\u00a0 Cats on the other hand have a different policy.\u00a0 It\u2019s real simple you see.\u00a0 First,[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=352\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-betty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":354,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions\/354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}