I have the eyes of an eagle and the hearing of a cat. I\u2019ve got the strength of a bear and the speed of a horse. I\u2019ve got the memory of an elephant and can regenerate like a salamander. I can keep up with man\u2019s best friend for the long haul and I can smell like him too. Yeah, keep laughing fur ball. This is what being Ageless is like. And before you think it\u2019s all good, do you remember that funky uncle that never bathed, or the aunt that screamed like a banshee when you were late for dinner? That\u2019s worse than fingernails on chalkboards to me. And those ain\u2019t fun either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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