{"id":411,"date":"2011-10-29T00:01:57","date_gmt":"2011-10-29T05:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=411"},"modified":"2011-10-25T02:25:07","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T07:25:07","slug":"hello-my-name-is-betty-37","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=411","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Betty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was born with the sum total knowledge of over two thousand years of my family\u2019s history.\u00a0 I remember the fall of Albion with the same perfect clarity as I remember the lake we swam in this morning.\u00a0 There is one difference though.\u00a0 The lake is my memory.\u00a0 Albion is\u2026a recording.\u00a0 All of the knowledge I have from before my birth is just data.\u00a0 My experiences since birth have made me not just knowledgeable but wise as well.\u00a0 Or at least wiser than when I was born.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was born with the sum total knowledge of over two thousand years of my family\u2019s history.\u00a0 I remember the fall of Albion with the same perfect clarity as I remember the lake we swam in this morning.\u00a0 There is[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=411\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-betty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":412,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions\/412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}