{"id":453,"date":"2011-11-09T00:01:47","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T06:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=453"},"modified":"2011-11-09T00:04:28","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T06:04:28","slug":"hello-my-name-is-jack-85","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=453","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some people say that Death walks the battlefield to find his prey.\u00a0 I say Death walks in the guise of a randy redhead.\u00a0 And no, I do not mean a redhead named Randy.\u00a0 Sure, the Grim Reaper works on the battlefield, but Death has to find some way to give those old guys who survived the battlefields heart attacks in their beds after all.\u00a0 Least that\u2019s what I figure from my experience.\u00a0 I intend to be the old guy in bed, surrounded by family and friends.\u00a0 Redheads optional.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people say that Death walks the battlefield to find his prey.\u00a0 I say Death walks in the guise of a randy redhead.\u00a0 And no, I do not mean a redhead named Randy.\u00a0 Sure, the Grim Reaper works on the[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=453\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":455,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions\/455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}