{"id":5009,"date":"2016-06-06T00:01:51","date_gmt":"2016-06-06T05:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5009"},"modified":"2016-06-06T02:01:42","modified_gmt":"2016-06-06T07:01:42","slug":"kiss-the-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5009","title":{"rendered":"Kiss the Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Captain Jack Hart is a busy man.\u00a0 He flies places.\u00a0 He does things.\u00a0 Important things.\u00a0 Really.\u00a0 He&#8217;s fought aliens and humans.\u00a0 He&#8217;s uncovered ancient secrets long forgotten and flown into the face of entire fleets of enemy starships.\u00a0 He is a man of iron grit and grim determination.\u00a0 He goes places where angels fear to tread.\u00a0 Honest.<\/p>\n<p>But there is at least one thing to be found in the all the worlds that he is not prepared to face.\u00a0 That will leave him asking people for the number of the bus that hit him.\u00a0 That will scare him spitless.<\/p>\n<p>The old girlfriend that got away.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kiss-the-Girl-2-x-1500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5010\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kiss-the-Girl-2-x-1500-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"Kiss the Girl 2 x 1500\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kiss-the-Girl-2-x-1500-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kiss-the-Girl-2-x-1500-768x994.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kiss-the-Girl-2-x-1500-791x1024.jpg 791w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kiss-the-Girl-2-x-1500.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Captain Jack Hart is a busy man.\u00a0 He flies places.\u00a0 He does things.\u00a0 Important things.\u00a0 Really.\u00a0 He&#8217;s fought aliens and humans.\u00a0 He&#8217;s uncovered ancient secrets long forgotten and flown into the face of entire fleets of enemy starships.\u00a0 He is[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5009\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-medron-pryde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5009"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5011,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5009\/revisions\/5011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}