{"id":5028,"date":"2016-06-13T00:01:45","date_gmt":"2016-06-13T05:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5028"},"modified":"2016-06-13T01:12:30","modified_gmt":"2016-06-13T06:12:30","slug":"its-not-my-fault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5028","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Not My Fault!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Young Jack took some girl friends out on a little trip in search of&#8230;things they probably shouldn&#8217;t have been looking for.<\/p>\n<p>Pretty soon they found themselves in a sticky situation.<\/p>\n<p>And then statements like &#8220;I&#8217;m going to be sick,&#8221; &#8220;What where you thinking,&#8221; and &#8220;How did you do that&#8221; began to get thrown around.<\/p>\n<p>Poor, young, innocent Jack was in way over his head.\u00a0 All he could think to say was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not my fault!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Its-Not-My-Fault.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5029\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Its-Not-My-Fault-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"It's Not My Fault\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Its-Not-My-Fault-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Its-Not-My-Fault-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Its-Not-My-Fault-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Its-Not-My-Fault.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Young Jack took some girl friends out on a little trip in search of&#8230;things they probably shouldn&#8217;t have been looking for. Pretty soon they found themselves in a sticky situation. And then statements like &#8220;I&#8217;m going to be sick,&#8221; &#8220;What[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5028\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-medron-pryde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5028"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5028\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5030,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5028\/revisions\/5030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}