{"id":5045,"date":"2016-06-20T00:01:17","date_gmt":"2016-06-20T05:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5045"},"modified":"2016-06-20T00:37:26","modified_gmt":"2016-06-20T05:37:26","slug":"welcome-to-paradise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5045","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Paradise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Captain Jack&#8217;s idea of heaven is a warm beach, some pretty girls, and sweet, sweet tunes to relax to.<\/p>\n<p>Jasmine is always happy to play ball.\u00a0 Just remember that she hides some mighty big guns on her person, friend.\u00a0 So no funny business.<\/p>\n<p>Betty was born to run a ship and keep it safe from ill intent or just plain stupidity.\u00a0 So ease off on the acceleration, friend, and come alongside.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is your captain speaking.\u00a0 Please fasten seat belts and secure all wise cracks.\u00a0 Place your seat backs and folding trays in their upright position and prepare for docking.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Welcome to Paradise.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Welcome-to-Paradise.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5046\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Welcome-to-Paradise-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"Welcome to Paradise\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Welcome-to-Paradise-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Welcome-to-Paradise-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Welcome-to-Paradise-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Welcome-to-Paradise.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Captain Jack&#8217;s idea of heaven is a warm beach, some pretty girls, and sweet, sweet tunes to relax to. Jasmine is always happy to play ball.\u00a0 Just remember that she hides some mighty big guns on her person, friend.\u00a0 So[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5045\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-medron-pryde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5045"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5047,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5045\/revisions\/5047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}