{"id":5153,"date":"2016-07-27T00:01:59","date_gmt":"2016-07-27T05:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5153"},"modified":"2016-07-27T02:08:22","modified_gmt":"2016-07-27T07:08:22","slug":"hello-my-name-is-jack-579","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5153","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are times I wonder how I survived to become an adult. I was a real snarky kid and thought I could do no wrong. And for those of you who are thinking I haven\u2019t changed much\u2026well\u2026I plead the Fifth. Ahem. But there was this one case where I and a couple other nameless people had a bit of an honest misunderstanding. You see\u2026I didn\u2019t know he\u2019d asked her out when I showed up and asked, &#8220;Why roll off to the soda shop in a 50cc moped when you can ride a 1,000cc street racer straight into the sunset and never look back?&#8221; Honest. I had no clue. I was completely innocent of any wrongdoing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Moped-or-Rapture-1-854.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5151\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Moped-or-Rapture-1-854-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"Moped or Rapture 1 854\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Moped-or-Rapture-1-854-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Moped-or-Rapture-1-854-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Moped-or-Rapture-1-854.jpg 854w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/patreon.com\/jackofharts\" target=\"_blank\">High rez version available on Patreon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are times I wonder how I survived to become an adult. I was a real snarky kid and thought I could do no wrong. And for those of you who are thinking I haven\u2019t changed much\u2026well\u2026I plead the Fifth.[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5153\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5153"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5155,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5153\/revisions\/5155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}