{"id":5156,"date":"2016-07-30T00:01:37","date_gmt":"2016-07-30T05:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5156"},"modified":"2016-07-27T02:59:01","modified_gmt":"2016-07-27T07:59:01","slug":"hello-my-name-is-jack-580","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5156","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019ve done some stupid things in my life. I\u2019ve done some fantastic things. And I\u2019ve done things that should have gotten me shot. Sometimes they did in fact. Sometimes I\u2019m surprised I lived through some of my stunts. One I remembered started with a simple question about riding a moped or a fantastic bike I had.<\/p>\n

The other boy didn\u2019t like the question.<\/p>\n

The girl? Well\u2026she thought for a moment before answering, “One condition. I drive.”<\/p>\n

“It’s a bike!\u201d I protested. \u201cNo one drives a bike!”<\/p>\n

“Jack?”<\/p>\n

“Yes, Ma’am?”<\/p>\n

“Shut up, sit down, and hold on tight.”<\/p>\n

“Yes, Ma’am.”<\/p>\n

“Good boy.”<\/p>\n

You know she turned out to be a real natural on that bike\u2026<\/p>\n

\"Moped<\/a><\/p>\n

High rez version available on Patreon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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