{"id":5231,"date":"2016-08-24T00:01:03","date_gmt":"2016-08-24T05:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5231"},"modified":"2017-03-01T01:44:54","modified_gmt":"2017-03-01T07:44:54","slug":"get-out-of-my-galaxy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5231","title":{"rendered":"Get Out of My Galaxy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I make a lot of enemies in my line of work. I don&#8217;t really mind much. It means I done something good. Some of those enemies try to kill me the next time they see me. There&#8217;s times when they fail. It&#8217;s never for lack of trying let me tell you, and sometimes it&#8217;s not by much. So you might say that Jessica and Susan have saved my buns more than once when things got a bit deep for me. And those who tried to finish the job tended to get a nasty surprise when they showed up. Now I got a couple things to say to all you people that failed to kill me. I am a real forgiving sort of guy, but Jessica and Susan tend to carry a grudge. And trying to kill one of their friends gets you bumped right up to the top of their grudge list. So get out of my galaxy before it&#8217;s too late. You won&#8217;t like the alternative.<a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Get-Out-of-My-Galaxy-500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5232\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Get-Out-of-My-Galaxy-500-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"Get Out of My Galaxy - 500\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Get-Out-of-My-Galaxy-500-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Get-Out-of-My-Galaxy-500.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/jackofharts\" target=\"_blank\">High rez version available on Patreon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I make a lot of enemies in my line of work. I don&#8217;t really mind much. It means I done something good. Some of those enemies try to kill me the next time they see me. There&#8217;s times when they[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5231\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-character_profiles","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5231"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5234,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5231\/revisions\/5234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}