{"id":5315,"date":"2016-09-21T00:01:12","date_gmt":"2016-09-21T05:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5315"},"modified":"2016-09-21T04:38:56","modified_gmt":"2016-09-21T09:38:56","slug":"do-you-feel-lucky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5315","title":{"rendered":"Do You Feel Lucky?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now just wait up before we all do something you\u2019ll regret.  I know you got ten big bad guys and there\u2019s just two of us.  And I know you\u2019re doing all kinds of math trying to figure out what ten can do with two.  But let\u2019s just take a moment for a bit more math.  You see we\u2019ve got three revolvers here.  I know you\u2019re fast, but I guarantee we can pull the triggers twice before you get a hand on us.  So that\u2019s six out of ten that\u2019ll end up with holes in you.  That leaves four of you, right?  But we\u2019re only here for Lucky Lorenzo.  His bounty pays double if there\u2019s no holes in him, so he gets a pass on the shooting.  That makes only three of you very unlucky guys gonna put hands on us.  That just seems like real bad math to me.  Or we can go for what\u2019s behind door number two.  Lucky Lorenzo and us walk out of here with no shots fired or unkind words uttered and you nine can elect yourselves a new leader.  So there\u2019s two questions you need to ask yourselves.  Do you want to cross a couple of real Cowboys serving a judge\u2019s legal warrant?  Or do you feel lucky?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Do-You-Feel-Lucky-IRAY-Closeup-800.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Do-You-Feel-Lucky-IRAY-Closeup-800-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"do-you-feel-lucky-iray-closeup-800\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Do-You-Feel-Lucky-IRAY-Closeup-800-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Do-You-Feel-Lucky-IRAY-Closeup-800-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Do-You-Feel-Lucky-IRAY-Closeup-800.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/jackofharts\" target=\"_blank\">High rez version available on Patreon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now just wait up before we all do something you\u2019ll regret. I know you got ten big bad guys and there\u2019s just two of us. And I know you\u2019re doing all kinds of math trying to figure out what ten[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5315\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5315"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5317,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5315\/revisions\/5317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}