{"id":5427,"date":"2016-10-29T00:01:39","date_gmt":"2016-10-29T05:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5427"},"modified":"2016-10-28T04:53:56","modified_gmt":"2016-10-28T09:53:56","slug":"speed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5427","title":{"rendered":"Speed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Speed-1-800.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Speed-1-800-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"speed-1-800\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Speed-1-800-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Speed-1-800-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Speed-1-800.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I asked, \u201cWanna race?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She snorted and said, \u201cWith what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I was feeling real proud when I waved at the new sports car.<\/p>\n<p>She snorted at me.  \u201cPlease.  My two wheels have more speed than all four of yours combined.  You&#8217;d be so far back, even the cops would refuse to give me a ticket for street racing!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s when I got a little indignant.  \u201cWell, fine.  If you&#8217;re too scared to race me, I&#8217;ll just find someone else.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, I&#8217;ll race you,\u201d she said with a wicked smile.  \u201cI&#8217;ll race you anytime and anywhere.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/jackofharts\" target=\"_blank\">High rez version available on Patreon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked, \u201cWanna race?\u201d She snorted and said, \u201cWith what?\u201d I was feeling real proud when I waved at the new sports car. She snorted at me. \u201cPlease. My two wheels have more speed than all four of yours combined.[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5427\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5427"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5429,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5427\/revisions\/5429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}