{"id":556,"date":"2011-12-14T00:01:17","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T06:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2011-12-14T00:05:38","modified_gmt":"2011-12-14T06:05:38","slug":"hello-my-name-is-jack-95","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love those gangsta wannabes who waddle around with their belts around their legs.\u00a0 They are so easy to catch when they try to run.\u00a0 And if they fight, they hold their pistols to the side, and act so dangerous.\u00a0 They\u2019re lucky if they even <em>hit<\/em> their target, and they rarely realize how easy it is to disarm them until it is too late.\u00a0 I learned long ago that the people to worry about are the truly dangerous professionals who wear suits.\u00a0 I happen to wear one myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love those gangsta wannabes who waddle around with their belts around their legs.\u00a0 They are so easy to catch when they try to run.\u00a0 And if they fight, they hold their pistols to the side, and act so dangerous.\u00a0[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=556\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":558,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions\/558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}