{"id":5674,"date":"2017-01-17T00:01:20","date_gmt":"2017-01-17T06:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5674"},"modified":"2017-01-17T01:44:58","modified_gmt":"2017-01-17T07:44:58","slug":"can-i-keep-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5674","title":{"rendered":"Can I Keep it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Can-I-Keep-It-3-IRAY-800.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5675\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Can-I-Keep-It-3-IRAY-800-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"Can I Keep It 3 - IRAY - 800\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Can-I-Keep-It-3-IRAY-800-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Can-I-Keep-It-3-IRAY-800-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Can-I-Keep-It-3-IRAY-800.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alice &#8211; &#8220;He&#8217;s such a cute little guy.  Look at those itty bitty pincers.  And the teeny weeny tail.  He&#8217;s so adorable, I just want to hug him.  Can I keep it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Peter &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m not certain his momma approves of that idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alice &#8211; &#8220;Momma?  Where?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Peter &#8211; &#8220;Right behind you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alice &#8211; &#8220;Oh.  Is she big?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Peter &#8211; &#8220;Yup.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alice &#8211; &#8220;Does she look dangerous?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Peter &#8211; &#8220;Yup.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alice &#8211; &#8220;Should we run now?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Peter &#8211; &#8220;Yup.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/can-i-keep-it-7796678\" target=\"_blank\">High rez version available for free on Patreon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alice &#8211; &#8220;He&#8217;s such a cute little guy. Look at those itty bitty pincers. And the teeny weeny tail. He&#8217;s so adorable, I just want to hug him. Can I keep it?&#8221; Peter &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m not certain his momma approves[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5674\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-medron-pryde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5676,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5674\/revisions\/5676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}