{"id":5828,"date":"2017-03-07T00:01:31","date_gmt":"2017-03-07T06:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5828"},"modified":"2017-03-06T20:34:36","modified_gmt":"2017-03-07T02:34:36","slug":"delivery-difficulties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5828","title":{"rendered":"Delivery Difficulties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Big-Bill-Deliveries-6-800.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5829\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Big-Bill-Deliveries-6-800-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Big-Bill-Deliveries-6-800-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Big-Bill-Deliveries-6-800-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Big-Bill-Deliveries-6-800.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They were driving into the sun when the authorities flagged them down.  They hadn&#8217;t thought much of it at first.<\/p>\n<p>Then the authorities had starting slinging around words like &#8220;water smugglers&#8221; and &#8220;arrest&#8221; and &#8220;prison&#8221; and other bad words.<\/p>\n<p>Julie contacted their law firm about then, but the authorities had been monitoring all signals and took it&#8230;what&#8217;s the word&#8230;&#8221;badly?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Some might call what happened next a misunderstanding&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Not Chad.  He understood exactly what was going on, and his patience ended the moment their nose pickers touched triggers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/delivery-8350423\" target=\"_blank\">High res version available on Patreon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They were driving into the sun when the authorities flagged them down. They hadn&#8217;t thought much of it at first. Then the authorities had starting slinging around words like &#8220;water smugglers&#8221; and &#8220;arrest&#8221; and &#8220;prison&#8221; and other bad words. Julie[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5828\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-medron-pryde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5828"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5830,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5828\/revisions\/5830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}