{"id":5963,"date":"2017-04-12T00:01:35","date_gmt":"2017-04-12T05:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5963"},"modified":"2017-04-12T01:19:14","modified_gmt":"2017-04-12T06:19:14","slug":"rio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5963","title":{"rendered":"Rio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Rio-0-Full-Body-800.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Rio-0-Full-Body-800-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5964\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Rio-0-Full-Body-800-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Rio-0-Full-Body-800-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Rio-0-Full-Body-800.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Christian and Rio were famous network detectives when The War came upon us all.  They had a weekly program, with several seasons already on the streams, where Christian and his beautiful assistant investigated computer-related crimes all over the Solar System.  They had the whole film noir motif down real good, and Christian and Rio were household names everywhere that mattered.  Rio was just a personal assistant back then.  An AI.  But she had her own network pages, calendars, and you could even purchase an official Rio personal assistant for your own use.  I actually had her installed in my car\u2019s computer, and used to put on dark shades and pretend we were off to some secret meeting as I put the pedal to the metal.  You could almost say I knew Rio before she became a real person.  But that wouldn\u2019t really be true, because the real Rio blows the old Rio away in every way that matters.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/rio-8791555\" target=\"_blank\">High rez version available for free on Patreon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christian and Rio were famous network detectives when The War came upon us all. They had a weekly program, with several seasons already on the streams, where Christian and his beautiful assistant investigated computer-related crimes all over the Solar System.[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=5963\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-character_profiles","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5963"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5969,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5963\/revisions\/5969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}