{"id":6475,"date":"2017-08-16T00:01:11","date_gmt":"2017-08-16T05:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=6475"},"modified":"2017-08-16T00:16:09","modified_gmt":"2017-08-16T05:16:09","slug":"john-jones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=6475","title":{"rendered":"John Jones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/John-Jones-0-Full-Body-800.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/John-Jones-0-Full-Body-800-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6476\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/John-Jones-0-Full-Body-800-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/John-Jones-0-Full-Body-800-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/John-Jones-0-Full-Body-800.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>John Jones was born on Mars.  Think about it.  Let it sink in for a moment.  Then move along.  The real John Jones was a lawyer on Mars, using the hyper-intelligence that came with his particular reaction to the Peloran Treatments to study the law and weaponize it against the government.  He specialized in government corruption cases, tracking down and prosecuting governmental abuse and waste throughout the Martian system.  He was one of the very few lawyers with the knowledge and experience to work in every Martian colony, whether they were of American, Chinese, Russian, or other lineage.  And many Martians give him credit for helping to unify the legal codes of every Martian colony, the first step in creating a united Mars.  This all assumes that I have correctly deduced who John Jones was before he joined the Wolfenheim Project.  I could be wrong.  It\u2019s happened once or twice, you know.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/john-jones-13884218\" target=\"_blank\">High rez version available for free on Patreon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Jones was born on Mars. Think about it. Let it sink in for a moment. Then move along. The real John Jones was a lawyer on Mars, using the hyper-intelligence that came with his particular reaction to the Peloran[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=6475\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":32,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-character_profiles","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-malcolm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/32"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6475"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6480,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6475\/revisions\/6480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}