{"id":7292,"date":"2018-04-23T00:01:09","date_gmt":"2018-04-23T05:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=7292"},"modified":"2018-04-23T02:14:39","modified_gmt":"2018-04-23T07:14:39","slug":"i-dont-want-to-grow-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=7292","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Want To Grow Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m a Toys \u201cR\u201d Us Kid.<\/p>\n<p>I grew up when Geoffrey the Giraffe opened stores catering to every toy a kid could want in towns near and far.  I remember the awe I felt when I walked into a store filled with nothing but toys.<\/p>\n<p>This weekend, I walked into two of them with bittersweet memories.  I\u2019ve never stopped going to them, but their prices have risen so much that I couldn\u2019t justify buying stuff there when I could get it several dollars cheaper at Target.  I\u2019ve gotten stuff when it went on sale, and I\u2019ve gotten the exclusives, but main line stuff I just had to shake my head at.<\/p>\n<p>And this weekend, while walking through those stores I saw the end of what that meant.  They priced themselves out of the market, and now the childrens\u2019 palace of my youth is fading away.<\/p>\n<p>I felt sorrow this weekend as I looked upon the piece of my childhood that the children of our future will never see again.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not going to grow up.  But soon there will be no more Toys \u201cR\u201d Us to be a kid in.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m a Toys \u201cR\u201d Us Kid. I grew up when Geoffrey the Giraffe opened stores catering to every toy a kid could want in towns near and far. I remember the awe I felt when I walked into a store[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=7292\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-medron-pryde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7292"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7293,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7292\/revisions\/7293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}