{"id":965,"date":"2012-05-05T00:01:54","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T05:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=965"},"modified":"2012-05-05T02:19:18","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T07:19:18","slug":"hello-my-name-is-jack-136","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=965","title":{"rendered":"Hello, my name is Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love Cinco de Mayo.\u00a0 Of course, to be fair, I love pretty much <em>any<\/em> holiday that devotes itself to dancing with pretty girls and partying until oh dark thirty.\u00a0 Oh, I know there is some kind of long ago reason for the holiday, but I\u2019ve long preferred the vibrant present over the dusty past.\u00a0 Give me the parties, the pretty girls, the fancy Mexican outfits, and the drinks and I\u2019ll be a happy man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love Cinco de Mayo.\u00a0 Of course, to be fair, I love pretty much any holiday that devotes itself to dancing with pretty girls and partying until oh dark thirty.\u00a0 Oh, I know there is some kind of long ago[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/?p=965\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diaries","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-jack"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=965"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":966,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions\/966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackofharts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}