Jack of Harts

Well, the long and the short of it is that the colonoscopy prep was not as bad as I expected. I followed directions and didn’t eat anything the day before. I had some protein drinks and apple juice to make my body think it was eating, and then a lot of water. For those taking notes, Boost Breeze and Ensure Clear are good if you can get them. I couldn’t but found a good substitute. I also mixed the horrid tea up, complete with nice lemon flavor, and fridged it, which helped. Still not awesome tasting, but I’ve drunk worse. And when the time came, I got on the toilet, set my phone up with a movie I hadn’t seen, and spent a couple hours drinking the sludge and then some water as I enjoyed the movie and the stuff did its work. It was actually rather easy.