Jack of Harts

I had a plan to pull a bunch of characters out of one game series at once. Not the movies or the series based on them. The original games from the early 2000s. Yes, I was seriously old school in my gaming choices. The catch is that I didn’t just want to boot them up outside the game. I wanted to enter the game as a player, walk around killing zombies like a regular big damn hero, and hook up with each of the characters inside the game. And once I’d met them in the game, and helped them fight the big bad guys, I was going to use game and real world magic to pull the characters out into the safety of the real world. Awesome plan. Nothing could go wrong. I hope you guessed the truth. Something went wrong.