Jack of Harts

Lots of people are conspiracy theorists on everything from “who shot Kennedy” to “did President Smith let the Shang attack Yosemite Yards?”  They see a conspiracy behind every action they don’t like.  Well, the way I see, there’s always some group of people conspiring to make things better for themselves.  The problem’s the ones who conspire to hurt others.  Them I take a real joy in shootin’.