Jack of Harts

On this week’s episode of Trump – The Presidency, Season Two…JD Vance visits the Pope and Francis dies shortly thereafter. Hedging their bets, people insist he visit the set of The View as soon as possible.

Four Democrats go to El Salvador to visit the deported criminal there, proving once more they are the party committed to wasting taxpayer dollars.

Dick Durbin claims that forty-years in Congress is enough, while the rest of the nation feels it’s twenty years too many.

President Trump announces he’s donating two flag poles for the White House, which leads the progressives to burn flags instead of Tesla’s. Later he announces that he’d like to give new mothers five-thousand dollars which fully committed the Democrats to proclaim that motherhood is racist.

In an unforeseen plot twist, Scott Bessent, the Secretary of the Treasury, goes to the IMF and tells them how entirely fouled up they are in a press conference that was eerily similar to Shakespeare’s King Henry V’s Agincourt speech. His referring to the IMF and World Bank as using, “vapid, buzzword-centric marketing” makes the testicles/ovaries of the IMF members shrivel in fear.

In a stunning pair of surprises near the end of this week’s episode; two judges were arrested for acts involving protecting criminals. Trump’s foes immediately forget their “Poor Maryland Father” narrative and label him as Hitler Version 2.0, even though he had nothing to do with their crimes or their arrests. Trump’s supporters referred to the arrests as, “A good start…more please.”

Will the new narrative gain ground or will Trump convince Zenensky and Putin to both stop being little bitches and stop trying to kill each another, forcing the Dems to declare peace as an alt-right scheme? To find out, tune in next week, same MAGA time, same MAGA channel.

– Blaine Lee Pardoe