Jack of Harts

On this week’s episode of Trump – The Presidency, Season Two…

To commemorate Trump’s first 100 days, round two, CNN, an alleged news organization, claims everyone on Earth hates him. It’s as if they don’t remember their cover up of Joe Biden’s mental decline.

In one of the most ill-advised criminal acts since Hunter Biden recording himself taking drugs, an illegal alien steals Kristen Noem’s purse while she dined in Washington DC. Noem has vowed to deport him twice as hard as other deportees.

Kamala Harris emerges from her wine cellar and sees her shadow, meaning we get six more months of her slaughtering the English language in a drunken stupor. Her lovable sidekick, Tampon Tim, tells the media he was chosen to play Robin to her Batman because he represents football loving, car fixing, white males. Actual white males disagree, on oh so many levels.

Chuckie Schumer tries to call out Trump’s low polling numbers until the press points out that Congress’s own numbers are four times worse than Trump’s. Chuckie then says that polling numbers don’t mean anything. The jury is out if he’s a liar or retarded or both.

In order to celebrate his first 100 days, Trump allows himself to be interviewed by ABC, simply so he can troll them on the air. Trump secretly vows to show up uninvited on the set of The View.

Mike Waltz steps down as National Security Advisor, with his punishment being sentenced to being ambassador to the UN. It’s doubly bad because he has to go to New York City and keep the diplomatic moochers at bay.

Finally, new job numbers come out and are better than expected. The mainstream media spend the day trying to convince their mindless viewers that it’s a bad thing. Jim Cramer warns of a recession, which is a guarantee that we won’t have one.

Will the media continue their orchestrated smear campaign against Pete Hegseth? Will the Democrats send more representatives to El Salvador to speak with the “Nice Maryland Father?” To find out, tune in next week, same MAGA time, same MAGA channel.

– Blaine Lee Pardoe