If you follow the Main Stream Media, otherwise known as the Democrat News Networks, the Lame Stream Media, or just Big Media, there has been a mysterious case that has recently come to their attention.

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Drugs.

It seems over the last few months, suddenly and without any ascertainable reason, the flow of drugs into America has dropped to unprecedented levels. Media sources, interviewed by their intrepid reports, are stumped. They seem to have no idea what could have happened. It’s like the flow of drugs just suddenly, one day, without warning, dried up.

They even, brace yourself fair citizens, they even asked the current crooked Presidential administration what could possibly of changed? The Presidential Press Secretary said… “Um… we closed the border.” But the intrepid reporters of the MSM are not so easily fooled by such a simple statement from the lying, no good, all bad, totally criminal current administration. We all know that no President could make such a change without first having Congress write a law to allow them to do it. The previous Sainted President of all things good and holy told us all that, after all.

So the MSM continues its dogged search to find out the true cause of the Mysterious Case of the Missing Drugs… Do you want to know more?