Happy Independence Day

by on July 4, 2025 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Diaries

It’s the 249th annual No Kings Day today! We said no back then. We’re saying no now. Cause we’re Americans and that’s just how we roll.

Celebrate the birth of your nation by blowing a piece of it up. And please come back to work on Monday with all your favorite limbs still attached to your body. As funny as it sounds, we don’t want to have to nickname you Stumpy. I mean… we will… especially those of us who appreciate dark humor… but even we really don’t WANT to.

So be safe. Have fun. And Happy Independence Day.