Jack of Harts

American Diplomacy is wild.

Invite untold thousands of people from all over the world to come watch a game most of us don’t really care about. But we like to put in a good show and we like to invite people over for good food. So we bring people to roadside farm stands and truck stops and we do fireworks and fighter jet flyovers at stadiums not even designed for the game everybody came to watch. But they are good stadiums and we sell them foot long hot dogs and beer. And they love it.

That’s American Diplomacy. Show them how we live. How we want them to live if they like it. Now who wants to see a supermarket? I hear they can make people question the quality of nations. 😉