Jack of Harts

Some times I stay at hotels.  Lying out at the pool with all the pretty girls never gets old you see.  What does get old is coming back to my room to hear Mexican music blaring away.  Seriously guys, I’m renting the room.  It is my castle.  Don’t be fiddlin’ with my stuff, just clean the room and leave my stuff alone.  It’s almost as bad as the valet driver pulling my car’s seat forward.