Jack of Harts

In my life, I have found the two scariest words that can be uttered in the American language.  “Watch this.”  They are often later followed by “It seemed like a good idea at a time.”  I have said those words.  I know you might not believe it what with my current clean living and all, but I was a real crazy teenager back in the day.  I got in a lot of trouble, and that was just what they could prove.