Jack of Harts

San Lucas orbits 61 Ursae Majoris, thirty-some lightyears from Earth.  Like most South American colonies, they love visitors, and love them more when they leave, preferably after spending a lot of money.  And it’s easy to spend money on San Lucas.  They have this slug thing whose blood can be distilled into one of the most amazing wines I’ve ever tasted.  Yes, they actually call it bloodwine, and say it’s best served warm.  I prefer it on ice, but I’m a beer guy.