Jack of Harts

I had fun with a lot of girls in my days at college. All the colleges. I was a professional college student for over a decade. I snapped up a lot of college degrees in that time. Real degrees, not the easy ones like humanities or liberal arts. The colleges even paid for it on sporting scholarships until they started getting suspicious that I was Ageless. Then they tried to get the money back on account of me cheating. Thank God we Ageless make for good lawyers.