Jack of Harts

I have the eyes of an eagle and the hearing of a cat. I’ve got the strength of a bear and the speed of a horse. I’ve got the memory of an elephant and can regenerate like a salamander. I can keep up with man’s best friend for the long haul and I can smell like him too. Yeah, keep laughing fur ball. This is what being Ageless is like. And before you think it’s all good, do you remember that funky uncle that never bathed, or the aunt that screamed like a banshee when you were late for dinner? That’s worse than fingernails on chalkboards to me. And those ain’t fun either.