Jack of Harts

I’ve been to a lot of planets in my life. Back during The War I usually went to blow holes in them. I still do that now, but at least I don’t travel there planning to do it anymore. I like planets. None of them have done anything to me. Well, there was one planet. But I don’t think it was trying to kill me. I just got there at the wrong time in its millennial cycle and it was sorta blowing up. Only a little bit of course, but even a little bit of a planet blowing up is a whole lot of boom.