I prefer visiting planets to space stations. You don’t have to worry about the gravity going out, and I like the feel of real sun on my face. And then there’s the girls. Planetside girls are a lot more impressed by finding out I fly through space. There’s actually a lot of people that never leave the planet they were born on, and people like me end up looking awful adventurous. I’ve gotten more first dates than I can count by asking if they wanted a ride in my spaceship. And Captain Jack always delivers.