Jack of Harts

Some people say that Death walks the battlefield to find his prey.  I say Death walks in the guise of a randy redhead.  And no, I do not mean a redhead named Randy.  Sure, the Grim Reaper works on the battlefield, but Death has to find some way to give those old guys who survived the battlefields heart attacks in their beds after all.  Least that’s what I figure from my experience.  I intend to be the old guy in bed, surrounded by family and friends.  Redheads optional.